Never Road Trip With A Pregnant Woman

You know how girls are the worst to go on road trips with because they don't give any advance before they have to go to the bathroom? They're just like, "Hey, can you stop at the next rest stop? I'm going to pee my pants!" And the driver is like, "we just passed one five minutes ago! I asked and no one had to go!" And the girl is like, "I didn't have to go 5 minutes ago, but I have to go NOW!" Have you experienced this? Well, now imagine that girl had a small human sitting on her bladder. 

When I have to go to the bathroom, I have to go IMMEDIATELY. Like there are times when I'm at work (I'm a bank teller and my bank specializes in having the best customer service, which includes small wait times), and I suddenly have to pee SO badly that I am in physical pain, but we have a line around the corner so I cannot leave. I have often thought my bladder would pop like a water balloon.  

But what's worse is I also feel like I have no warning before I gotta go #2. I'll wake up some mornings or in the middle of the night and ruuuun to the bathroom because oh. My. Gosh. I'm. Going. To. Poop. My. Pants. 

Before being pregnant, I never had this problem. And I was the fastest pooper (my husband was always amazed that I took the same amount of time in the bathroom whether I was going #1 or #2). Then all of a sudden, I'm a sprinter. 

Pregnancy does straaaaaange things.